Satire, Fiction Absurdities I write fiction and satire.Occasionally Poetry and Monologue. Various and Diverse Sundries “Laurel Park”, a very short story published in Assignment Magazine My barely viral vagina poem, “Ode to Julie’s Vagina.” “What I Eat in A Day (Hypervigilant Homeschool Mom Edition)” in Hey Judy’s “Smoking Bird” monthly zine Guaranteed Happy Adoptee TM’s “Adoptive Momfluencer” Package, on sale now!Introducing Guaranteed Happy Adoptee TM’s new GAME SHOW!Adopt an Adoptive Parent today! My graduate school thesis was absurd, but it did the job — and I got my MFA.